We now offer Instant Erection Sticks ® a delightful joke and gag gift item for the arrogant little dick head who needs alot of help! Penis enhancement, pinga time, jolly throbber, big blue, señor timber, èl monk, Monsieur Lucky, man's best friend, erectile projectile, the big bopper, ...you name it ... in whatever language you want, but it's got his name (or yours) written all over it.
Say you're hanging out by yourself at the assisted living home your kids stuck you in after having you declared mentally incompetent by the court so they could begin spending your money. You're all alone except for that Bourbon & Seven in your hand staring at your limp twisted fizzled out pecker wishing you could get it up one more time so you could poke the night shift nurse or maybe have her just pee on you for pleasure.
Next thing you know you've got the nurse in your room checking your pulse when all of a sudden your dick flops out of your pants accidentally in front of her.
Intrigued by the possibilities you whip out your Instant Erection Sticks®
and promise you'll cut her in for part of the action of your Estate and Will if she let's you have some of her nasty naughty stuff as you grab her.
Now with the Instant Erection Sticks® its as easy 
And when it's all over you can keep on going, or pull out and finish your Bourbon & Seven while passing idle conversation with night nurse bad fart what's her name.
With this fun gag joke gift item those you care about will no longer have to concern themselves with what it takes to get a real boner .... things like diet, or giving up smoking a pack of cigs a day, or booze. He'll still be able to whack off several times a day with his flaccid noodle stick while dreaming of nailing Ethel Merman or Larry Craig up the ass while toe tapping in some disgusting urine drenched bathroom stall yelling out expletives like.....oh baby don't stop now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potency is no longer an issue. Stronger and longer. Never needing to wonder about when but where? Won't gramps be happy when he gets one of these units. He thought he was dead years ago! And what about his assisted living buddies? At these nut busting prices you can afford to buy plenty of these sex sticks! They're so cheap you can throw them away after use, or recycle them a few more times if your kids have already stolen the inheritence and left you tapped out. Cheers and health!
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